Sunday, August 24, 2008

Ninjas Arrested for Drug Dealer Pursuit

By: Harry Waisbren

Now this is just hilarious:

CLIFTON, N.J. -- Police arrested two men dressed like ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and users.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

Tadeusz Tertkiewicz, 20, and Jesse Trojaniak, 19, were each charged with weapons possession. Tertkiewicz is also charged with harassment for a letter left for an ex-girlfriend.

The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the "Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force."

In the letter, the two men accused drug dealers and users of having "committed sin of passing impurity" to others and that the "wind guides us to those of impure heart and intent."

Considering legal drugs kill more people than illegal drugs, I believe these oh so noble ninja warriors might have had the wrong plan. Anyways, if ninjas are looking to make a real difference, they need to bypass the bottom end users and sellers and target the real brains behind the operation (via Slash Film):

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